Nothing left behind but gallery’s nameplate
SASKATOON- In what is being described as the most brazen art heist ever, Mayor Atchison robbed the Louvre of its entire collection. He plans to showcase his booty at the River Landing pyramid.
The mayor was unwilling to reveal exactly how he pillaged the Louvre, but experts suspect a crime of this proportion could not have been accomplished without help on the inside.
Even more shocking to Saskatoon residents was the $58 million expense claim Atchison submitted to City Hall. “Art heists don’t come cheap” he declared.
To cover the hefty price tag, the city is considering selling naming rights to the collection’s pieces.
“Soon the Group of Seven will be known as the Group of 7-11” wheezed Atchison as he nibbled on a taquito.